... Fucking hell, again? Childish device... just because I may not be using you very often does not mean I have dropped off the face of the earth!

[Yes, Chris got squirted again. :| ]

... Herz, you told me to contact you if I've ever made something? Well, I've made something. If you'd like to see it, you may.

[There is the sound of a spray of water, followed by a clunk as the comminucator is dropped and hits the floor. Chris can be heard in the background pawing at his face and chirping in a very dismayed tone.]

Why does the device do that? Am I being punished? I... I have not done anything wrong! I have violated no regulations! You pricks may not be ( Read more... )